Posts tagged job
Posts tagged job
When I informed my boss of a mistake I had noticed in my work and asked if he wanted me to fix it, I believe his response of “You look hot today so it’s ok” means you should probably go ahead and just write me a check.
Harry Belafonte & Nat King Cole “Mama look a boo-boo” (by obywatel11)
I have apparently been voted to be the ‘shot girl’ at an upcoming work event. I told them I would do it if they tipped me.
BETTY WRIGHT - CLEAN UP WOMAN (by timmyj40)
Sometimes you make really weird comments at me. I get that I am about 15-30 years younger than all of you, but seriously?! You’ve tried to steal my nose, pinch my cheek, joked about takin my manfriend (emailed above video to that purpose), and just keep making things super awkward. I am a professional, not your kids college roommate. Sigh.
Does tumblr know this exists?
I hope it does.
Cause this is fabulous
this is really catchy
Damn. I want his legs. And shoes.
I’m pretty sure this is how I left my last job. I didn’t realize there was a theme song to accompany it! Too bad those gentlemen are way better at sweet dance moves than I can ever hope to be. Perfect costuming.
Dear unemployed neighbors,
Need a job? Dalaga is hiring! I want to own EVERTHING in the store. Work there and get me discounts!!
You are exhausting. I wish there was a simpler way to get a job. I wish someone would just walk around handing out jobs, like those people who stand in front of businesses handing out coupons. Mostly I just hate having to get dressed for interviews. I spent the last week obsessing over what color nail polish was appropriate for an interview. And then today (I think due in large part to my obsession with Monk) I spent the entire time I was in the interview worried that I had a booger that everyone could see and I could do nothing about it. And what if that booger fell out onto the table? I think I would have just slowly gotten up and walked out.
To distract from this stressful topic, here is a cute picture of an otter!
Mikey’s Hook Up is hiring! They pay in hugs and smiles. Who wouldn’t want to work there? Stop by and introduce yourself.
Dear Sesame Street,
You are another dream job. Can you imagine making puppets and being surrounded by fur and fluff and googly eyes all day? Sounds like heaven. Maybe I will actually make that muppet portfolio this summer. I will get back to you then.
Dear New York City Ballet,
I would seriously love to work as a stitcher for you, but I know you have a small, tight knit team that has been together since like the 70’s. But I will dream the big dream. Maybe one day I will make beautiful costumes and watch them shimmy and shake across the stage.