Posts tagged job
Letters to My Neighbors
Celebrating my neighbors one word at a time.
Does tumblr know this exists?
I hope it does.
Cause this is fabulous
this is really catchy
Damn. I want his legs. And shoes.
Dear neighbors,
I’m pretty sure this is how I left my last job. I didn’t realize there was a theme song to accompany it! Too bad those gentlemen are way better at sweet dance moves than I can ever hope to be. Perfect costuming.
-YN
Dear unemployed neighbors,
Beacon’s Closet is also hiring, but you should probably try to get a job at Dalaga first.
-YN
Dear neighbors,
Need a job? Dalaga is hiring! I want to own EVERTHING in the store. Work there and get me discounts!!
-YN
Dear Interviews,
You are exhausting. I wish there was a simpler way to get a job. I wish someone would just walk around handing out jobs, like those people who stand in front of businesses handing out coupons. Mostly I just hate having to get dressed for interviews. I spent the last week obsessing over what color nail polish was appropriate for an interview. And then today (I think due in large part to my obsession with Monk) I spent the entire time I was in the interview worried that I had a booger that everyone could see and I could do nothing about it. And what if that booger fell out onto the table? I think I would have just slowly gotten up and walked out.
To distract from this stressful topic, here is a cute picture of an otter!
-YN
Hey Neighbors,
Mikey’s Hook Up is hiring! They pay in hugs and smiles. Who wouldn’t want to work there? Stop by and introduce yourself.
-YN
Dear Sesame Street,
You are another dream job. Can you imagine making puppets and being surrounded by fur and fluff and googly eyes all day? Sounds like heaven. Maybe I will actually make that muppet portfolio this summer. I will get back to you then.
Thanks,
-YN
Dear New York City Ballet,
I would seriously love to work as a stitcher for you, but I know you have a small, tight knit team that has been together since like the 70’s. But I will dream the big dream. Maybe one day I will make beautiful costumes and watch them shimmy and shake across the stage.
-YN
