Letters to My Neighbors

Celebrating my neighbors one word at a time.

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Harry Belafonte & Nat King Cole “Mama look a boo-boo” (by obywatel11)

Dear friends,

I have apparently been voted to be the ‘shot girl’ at an upcoming work event. I told them I would do it if they tipped me.

-YN

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BETTY WRIGHT - CLEAN UP WOMAN (by timmyj40)

Dear Coworkers,

Sometimes you make really weird comments at me. I get that I am about 15-30 years younger than all of you, but seriously?! You’ve tried to steal my nose, pinch my cheek, joked about takin my manfriend (emailed above video to that purpose), and just keep making things super awkward. I am a professional, not your kids college roommate. Sigh.

-YN

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Does tumblr know this exists?

I hope it does.

Cause this is fabulous

this is really catchy

Damn. I want his legs. And shoes.

Dear neighbors,

I’m pretty sure this is how I left my last job. I didn’t realize there was a theme song to accompany it! Too bad those gentlemen are way better at sweet dance moves than I can ever hope to be. Perfect costuming.

-YN

(Source: pastel-pink-prince)

Filed under job i hate my job i actually love my current job jbdubs

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Dear Interviews,
You are exhausting. I wish there was a simpler way to get a job. I wish someone would just walk around handing out jobs, like those people who stand in front of businesses handing out coupons. Mostly I just hate having to get dressed for interviews. I spent the last week obsessing over what color nail polish was appropriate for an interview. And then today (I think due in large part to my obsession with Monk) I spent the entire time I was in the interview worried that I had a booger that everyone could see and I could do nothing about it. And what if that booger fell out onto the table? I think I would have just slowly gotten up and walked out. 
To distract from this stressful topic, here is a cute picture of an otter!
-YN

Dear Interviews,

You are exhausting. I wish there was a simpler way to get a job. I wish someone would just walk around handing out jobs, like those people who stand in front of businesses handing out coupons. Mostly I just hate having to get dressed for interviews. I spent the last week obsessing over what color nail polish was appropriate for an interview. And then today (I think due in large part to my obsession with Monk) I spent the entire time I was in the interview worried that I had a booger that everyone could see and I could do nothing about it. And what if that booger fell out onto the table? I think I would have just slowly gotten up and walked out. 

To distract from this stressful topic, here is a cute picture of an otter!

-YN

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