Letters to My Neighbors

Celebrating my neighbors one word at a time.

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Dear homeless, 

Thank you for not harassing me during tonight’s activity of “sad single lady walks alone at night in the rain to buy a tub of ice cream.”  Next stop: a pug named Prince Charming. 

-YN

Dear homeless,

Thank you for not harassing me during tonight’s activity of “sad single lady walks alone at night in the rain to buy a tub of ice cream.” Next stop: a pug named Prince Charming.

-YN

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Dear lady in my hostel room, 

I hope your “service dog” bites you and pees on your bed. 

-YN 

PS guy! I’m in portland!

Dear lady in my hostel room,

I hope your “service dog” bites you and pees on your bed.

-YN

PS guy! I’m in portland!

Filed under Portland hostel

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Dear Tumblr,
Today you told me that I have been tumblring for 3 years and I wanted to celebrate with the realizations that it is hard to post interesting things about your life when your life gets old and boring (why did I move from NYC to Sacramento again?) and that the only people still following this are my exs.
Cheers boys. 
-YN

Dear Tumblr,

Today you told me that I have been tumblring for 3 years and I wanted to celebrate with the realizations that it is hard to post interesting things about your life when your life gets old and boring (why did I move from NYC to Sacramento again?) and that the only people still following this are my exs.

Cheers boys.

-YN

Filed under tumblr birthdays

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Dear internet,
Today I turned a Disney princess into a sad office lady. Part of my new series of depressing interpretations of fairytale women in the modern world. Coming to the moma 2016.
-YN

Dear internet,

Today I turned a Disney princess into a sad office lady. Part of my new series of depressing interpretations of fairytale women in the modern world. Coming to the moma 2016.

-YN

Filed under disney belle beauty and the beast

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Paint Portfolio: Thought that counts?

thesnug:


My littlest sister has been having a hard time lately; so I sent her this, which turned out to be significantly creepier than I had intended:



I don’t think I’ll be making a greeting card out of that one. Hopefully The Youngest understands that creepy MS Paint drawings are just how I express my love.

Dear Katie,

I don’t think I’ll be sending this.. is weird. but I like the sentiment.

<3 Me

Filed under sisterlove

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Sky watchers, get ready! There is a total eclipse of the moon coming Monday night and you don&#8217;t want to miss it.
By 12:07 a.m., the entirety of the lunar surface will be in Earth&#8217;s shadow. It will be glowing red, because even though our planet is blocking out direct light from the sun, the light of all the sunsets and sunrises on  Earth still make it to the lunar surface. (via LA Times)

Dear California Neighbors,
If you can stay up this late (I can&#8217;t. I&#8217;m old.) check out the BLOOD MOON.
-YN

Sky watchers, get ready! There is a total eclipse of the moon coming Monday night and you don’t want to miss it.

By 12:07 a.m., the entirety of the lunar surface will be in Earth’s shadow. It will be glowing red, because even though our planet is blocking out direct light from the sun, the light of all the sunsets and sunrises on  Earth still make it to the lunar surface. (via LA Times)

Dear California Neighbors,

If you can stay up this late (I can’t. I’m old.) check out the BLOOD MOON.

-YN

Filed under california blood moon moon

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ROOMMATE?

theworstroom:

Hey everyone,

I am on the hunt for a new apartment in Brooklyn for May 1st. Amongst my close friends and after numerous blasts to my Facebook friends, I’m having trouble finding some roommates. I’m reaching out to y’all, the loyal Tumblr followers to see if anyone is also looking for a new spot…

Dear New York Neighbors,

Are you looking for an apartment? or a roommate? You should probably live with this tumblronian. Because you meet the best people on tumblr. Also they are funny. And probably wont steal your identity, or sell heroin.

-YN

Filed under new york brooklyn apartment roommmate

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Dear Facebook, 
Fuck you. And your shitty glitchy design. WHERE IS THE GODDAM INVITE ALL MEMBER BUTTON. You are making me feel like an idiot. Maybe i am an idiot. You say there is a box, but there is no box. IS THIS SOME SORT OF EXISTENTIAL TORTURE DEVICE?!
Maybe I am in the box.
-YN

Dear Facebook,

Fuck you. And your shitty glitchy design. WHERE IS THE GODDAM INVITE ALL MEMBER BUTTON. You are making me feel like an idiot. Maybe i am an idiot. You say there is a box, but there is no box. IS THIS SOME SORT OF EXISTENTIAL TORTURE DEVICE?!

Maybe I am in the box.

-YN

Filed under fb facebook sucks but like help?