Letters to My Neighbors

Celebrating my neighbors one word at a time.

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Sky watchers, get ready! There is a total eclipse of the moon coming Monday night and you don’t want to miss it.
By 12:07 a.m., the entirety of the lunar surface will be in Earth’s shadow. It will be glowing red, because even though our planet is blocking out direct light from the sun, the light of all the sunsets and sunrises on  Earth still make it to the lunar surface. (via LA Times)

Dear California Neighbors,
If you can stay up this late (I can’t. I’m old.) check out the BLOOD MOON.
-YN

Sky watchers, get ready! There is a total eclipse of the moon coming Monday night and you don’t want to miss it.

By 12:07 a.m., the entirety of the lunar surface will be in Earth’s shadow. It will be glowing red, because even though our planet is blocking out direct light from the sun, the light of all the sunsets and sunrises on  Earth still make it to the lunar surface. (via LA Times)

Dear California Neighbors,

If you can stay up this late (I can’t. I’m old.) check out the BLOOD MOON.

-YN

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ROOMMATE?

theworstroom:

Hey everyone,

I am on the hunt for a new apartment in Brooklyn for May 1st. Amongst my close friends and after numerous blasts to my Facebook friends, I’m having trouble finding some roommates. I’m reaching out to y’all, the loyal Tumblr followers to see if anyone is also looking for a new spot…

Dear New York Neighbors,

Are you looking for an apartment? or a roommate? You should probably live with this tumblronian. Because you meet the best people on tumblr. Also they are funny. And probably wont steal your identity, or sell heroin.

-YN

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Dear Facebook, 
Fuck you. And your shitty glitchy design. WHERE IS THE GODDAM INVITE ALL MEMBER BUTTON. You are making me feel like an idiot. Maybe i am an idiot. You say there is a box, but there is no box. IS THIS SOME SORT OF EXISTENTIAL TORTURE DEVICE?!
Maybe I am in the box.
-YN

Dear Facebook,

Fuck you. And your shitty glitchy design. WHERE IS THE GODDAM INVITE ALL MEMBER BUTTON. You are making me feel like an idiot. Maybe i am an idiot. You say there is a box, but there is no box. IS THIS SOME SORT OF EXISTENTIAL TORTURE DEVICE?!

Maybe I am in the box.

-YN

Filed under fb facebook sucks but like help?

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tattytime:

Tatty’s pose reminded me of the terrifying Miley Cyrus outfit at the VMA or whatever award show. Don’t you agree?

My computer froze with this on the screen and my boss walked up. Making good life choices friends!

-YN

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Yo yellow shirt, 

I know you hear this a lot, but a homeless woman just tried to punch me in the throat. I thought she was just a crunchy old hippie ladie in a hat giving a woman directions until she RAN STRAIGHT AT ME AND TRIED TO PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT. She had a straw hat, was about 5’3”, and is running around on K street PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING THROAT. please look into this. 

Thanks,

-YN

Yo yellow shirt,

I know you hear this a lot, but a homeless woman just tried to punch me in the throat. I thought she was just a crunchy old hippie ladie in a hat giving a woman directions until she RAN STRAIGHT AT ME AND TRIED TO PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT. She had a straw hat, was about 5’3”, and is running around on K street PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING THROAT. please look into this.

Thanks,

-YN

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lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

Dear luna,

Pugs don’t sound like that you silly goose! I WANT TO SQUISH YOUR FACE.

-YN

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Dear neighbors,

I opened my front door on my way out to work this morning and found a bag tied to my doorknob. Of course I assumed someone had tied a bag of shit or a bag of garbage to my doorknob. I took this as a sign that sacramento was officially giving me the middle finger. Of course my weirdo brain decided to look inside the bag because, who wouldn’t want to see the contents of a bag of garbage that had been left on your door? I was pleasantly surprised to find a bag of Pomelos, my favorite fruit!!!!! (I find the endless peeling soothing.) thank you friend for your wonderful present that was the exact opposite of poop!! Yayayyaya!!!

-YN

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